OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
