Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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