thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Still dying that you shit outside
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Randomize
