the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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