i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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