yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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