I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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