Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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