Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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