My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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