Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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