Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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