Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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