His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
