why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
No more Irish car bombs ever.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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