so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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