I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I party with great urgency now.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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