How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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