Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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