oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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