would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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