That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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