Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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