btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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