allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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