I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
