Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
This is classic penis vs brain.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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