Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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