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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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