I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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