Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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