gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
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