guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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