I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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