We're like a lot better than the average bears
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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