I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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