Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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