yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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