Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
