Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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