For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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