how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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