We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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