I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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