is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
