I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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