69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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