We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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