at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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