Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
