If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize