I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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