You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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