Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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