New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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