awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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